solarbeamtm:

She’s dangerous…

in 2nd grade music class i asked to go to the bathroom but i had a funny speechy thing so it came out as “can i go to da batfroom” and mrs. dunn made me stand in front of the whole class and pronounce it over and over again until i said it correctly and thats why i have anxiety thanks for coming to my ted talk

pudgepige:

Simply, a rescued racing pigeon (x)

everytime i say somethings “too hot” or i need to “let it cool down” my boyfriend, without fail, recites a fucking brewster line

vivisadventure:

dunno whats happening on this hellscape but follow me on insta @ vicky.exe if u wanna keep in touch!

a reminder

need funding for a time machine but you can only stay in the past for 30 seconds just so you can give your younger self a much deserved long hug

Wordpad 1/9
I like how soft and nonjudgemental wordpad is. Microsoft Word ™ expects so much of it’s writers. choose a format, let us help, your last name isn’t a word in the dictionary.

wordpad is soft. doesn’t bother to correct the beginning of my sentences into capital letters. it allows me to make my mistakes and grammatical errors without insisting that this sentence. is a Fragment and i should (consider revising). i don’t need a red underline to tell me that my thoughts are incomplete.

is it a Look™️ or is the person wearing it just skinny

powerburial:

My Fucked Up Son Will Hack Your Honor Students Neopets Account

yukue:

瀬戸大橋／Great Seto Bridge

i was having dinner with my family and my boyfriends phone dings and he stands up and says “i have to take this” real seriouslike and i glance down and the notification is that his manga updated

we out here… tryna survive the holidays….